On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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