you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You dont lie about slip and slides
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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