His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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