I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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