I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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