Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
whose ass print is on the piano?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
