Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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