Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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