I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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