What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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