I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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