you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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