Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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