It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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