I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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