i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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