I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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