I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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