The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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