Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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