I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
