Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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