i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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