I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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