id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
