I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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