I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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