worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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