Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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