Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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