I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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