After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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