But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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