She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The power of my boobs compel you
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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