In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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