he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just cropdusted the office
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So vagazzling was a success
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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