I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize
