he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We left an ass print on the piano.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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