we made out on top of his cat.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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