Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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