Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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