DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was confusing and full of hummus
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
