i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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