pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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