I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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