I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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