i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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