I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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