i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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