I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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