Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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